30+ Best Community Quotes: Havoc Hilarious

Looking for hilarious and insightful Community quotes? Community, an exceptional sitcom with a story about imperfect, maybe unstable characters “trying” to make it in life. Trying in quotations, yes. So, without waiting any further, let’s look at our collection of Community Quotes.

Community Quotes

“I discovered at a very early age that if I talked long enough, I could make anything right or wrong. So either I am God or truth is relative, and in either case, booyah.”
Jeff

“You lose the jacket to please them, you keep it to piss them off. Either way, it’s for them. That’s the weak.”
Jeff

“Why would I harass somebody who turns me on?”
Pierce

“Britta, it isn’t called friend business. It’s called show business.”
Abed

“The next person that offers me charity or pity will be mentioned by name in my s*icide note.”
Jeff

“The less you have, the more you can be.”
Britta

“Love is a gamble always. But waiting won’t change the dice. You either roll them or you lose your turn.”
Shirley

“TV is the best dad there is. TV never came home drunk. TV never forgot me at the zoo. TV never abused and insulted me. Unless you count Cop Rock.”
Jeff

“Never let them see us cry.”
Troy

“Have a family. Share your life. That and understanding computers are two things you just can’t knock out at the end.”
Pierce

“If the sea was always still and calm, nobody would respect her.”
Britta

“If you wanna be sheep, keep flocking. If you wanna be wolves, form a pack.”
Jeff

“I’ll show you the tool that’s most important to our survival, but fair warning, it’s my p*nis.”
Pierce

“I can tell life from TV, Jeff. TV makes sense. It has structure, logic, rules and likable leading men. In life we have this. We have you.”
Jeff

“It’s you against the world, and you will not win. But you get to make your moves… not them.”
Ben Chang

“The most important tool is respect. And the reason I know respect is a tool, is because it is clearly not a natural thing and we forget to use it all the time. And then we start competing with each other, and exploiting each other, and humiliating each other, and controlling each other. And we lose each other. And without each other, we’ll go extinct. And that’s a fact.”
Jeff
“Heh. A gay fact.”
Chang

“Shirley, don’t sue a stripper. She’s a stripper. Life sued her, and she lost.”
Jeff

“The fact is everyone’s dying. And we all have these little notions that we’re the exception, but we’re as wrong as we are dead.”
Jeff

“When we seek to destroy others, we often hurt our self. Because it is the self that wants to be destroyed.”
Pierce

“Bang, bang, you’re dead! Save your tears for your dog-mother in hell!”
Lukka

“Can you believe that’s how we come into this world? Screaming, crying, covered in crap? And then somewhere along the lines we get into our heads that we’re destined to greatness.”
Jeff

“Life has a way of breaking through.”
Jeff

“Won’t change how mustard tastes.”
Blade

“If doctors are so smart then why are there millions of them?”
The Tiny Man Y’see when you take enough pills

“A man should not be judged by what he does with a fellow man’s butt.”
Pierce

“I wanna have so much behind me, I’m not a slave to what’s in front of me.”
Annie

“You tap the gas. Because, well, why tap the brake?”
Elroy

“I am always willing to go the extra mile to avoid doing something.”
Jeff

“Some flies are too awesome for the wall.”
Abed

“I know it’s sad, but death is a natural part of life and by the time I finish this sentence, a hundred would have died in China.”
Jeff

“Fire can’t go through doors, stupid. It’s not a ghost.”
Chang

“I am a grown man who can’t even look his own friends in the eye for too long because I am afraid that they’ll see that I am broken.”
Jeff

“Besides, an asteroid could hit. Do you want to be the schmuck who apologizes just before the world ends?”
Pierce

“This place is a zoo. The trick is you gotta show the other baboons you got a bigger, redder ass.”
Buzz Hickey

“That’s insane and I am Abed.’
Abed

“Jeff, we’ve known each other a long time, right? You’ve come to respect me. Well, get ready to stop.”
Duncan

“The sad truth, Craig. Anything other than straight is plenty gay for a school board.”
Jeff

“We are all here because none of us can have nice things.”
Custodian Lapari

“There is skill to it. More importantly, it has to be joyful, effortless, fun. TV defeats its own purpose when it’s pushing an agenda or trying to defeat other TV or being proud or ashamed of itself for existing. It’s TV. It’s comfort.”
Abed

Conclusion

A show which excels in imperfections, and believe me, it is the best part of it. The imperfections can be Jeff Winger’s narcissism and father issues, but you can’t forget his speeches and how he keeps the study group. Abed’s weird but cannot forget about how he make us laugh. Troy’s crazy but his childishness is just adorable. Pierce’s racism and what not wrong about him but his rare wisdom. Shirley’s manipulative voice but her sweetness. and Annie is just insanely pretty. The show is incredibly imperfect and that is the best part. Not even including the gas-leak year.

In conclusion, Community quotes are more than just lines from our beloved sitcom; they are a reflection of its heart, humor and clever storytelling. The series created by Dan Harmon, also the creator of Rick and Morty, has left an indelible mark with its incredible dialogue, amazing character development and innovative narratives.

Take something inspiring from these Community quotes and with its quirky wonderful world. Thanks for reading.