Interested in what Modern Family has to say? Modern Family being one of the best sitcoms of all time makes us go through a range of emotions. It makes us laugh, chuckle, blush and even cry sometimes. With Phil’s responsible-soft dad personality to Claire’s father issues to Gloria’s accent to Luke’s chaos, we have had fun for it all. So without waiting any further, let’s take a shy look at some of the best Modern Family quotes across all seasons.
Modern Family Quotes
“This is a funny thing about growing up. For years and years, everybody is desperately afraid to be different, you know, in any way. And then suddenly overnight, everybody wants to be different.”
Mitchell
“But Phil Dunphy is no straight guy.”
Phil
“So dumb guys go for dumb girls and smart guys go for dumb girls? What do the smart girls get?”
Alex
“Cats, mostly.”
Phil
“We like to think that we are so smart and we have all the answers. And we want to pass all that on to our children. But if you scratch beneath the surface, you don’t have to dig very deep to find the kid you were.”
Phil
“Oh, gun to my head, I’d say pull the trigger.”
Mitchell
“We are all just trying to figure out who we are. I think all I am trying to say is, don’t stop believin’. Get this party started.”
Alex
“It turns stuff into flying chunks of stuff.”
Luke
“You’ll be surprised what people can live with, Jay.”
Gloria
“You know what? You can insult a lot of things about me: my hair, my voice, my balance board exercises. But don’t insult my selling. That crosses a line. What line? Oh you don’t see it? That’s ’cause I just sold it.”
Phil
“Maybe you keep falling because part of you knows that you can fall.”
Luke
“I thought one of the advantages of marrying an older guy was that I was going to be able to relax. But all this swimming and running and rowing, it’s just like how some of my relatives got into this country.”
Gloria
“If I can do this, then I’ve got two ways of getting across my yard.”
Phil
“If you wanna fly, I am not gonna hold your feet the ground. Hmm. I wanna be the one to push you off the cliff.”
Phil
“I know that you are strong enough to win and definitely strong enough to be okay if you lose.”
Gloria
“Life gets in the way.”
Phil
“Why so much tape, Jay?”
Cameron
“You mess with us and we mess with you. That’s the custom.”
Gloria
“It’s gonna be tough to say goodbye. It always is. Nobody likes change. But, part of life is learning to let things go.”
Phil
“It’s a freak show, but it’s their freak show.”
Gloria
“Sometimes, I just like to toss a grenade and run away.”
Luke
“Every realtor is just a ninja in a blazer. The average burglar breaks in and leaves clues everywhere, but not me. I am completely clueless.”
Phil
“When life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life would be all like Wha?”
Phil
“Sometimes in the theatre, the real drama happens before the curtain rises.”
Cameron
“you got a problem with Poppins, you got a problem with me.”
Manny
“Never ask questions you don’t want the answer to.”
Mitchell
“Trust me, if I wanted to stab her, that skank be stabbed.”
The hooker
“Every once in a while, don’t be afraid to break the rules. You never know what can happen.”
Grandma
“Shh. Sometimes the louder we are, the less we are heard.”
Andy
“House guests start to stink after three days, like dead bodies.”
Gloria
“They say the only constant is change.”
Phil
“Who cares if you don’t fit into their little box?”
Phil
“With great hotness comes great responsibility.”
Haley
“I have lived a long full life. I will drive us into a wall.”
Jay
“For many, a near-miss with death is a wake-up call. But when a man misses his own near-miss, he truly sees what he’s been missing.”
Luke
“The game of life is rigged. Death always wins.”
Manny
“Life’s too short to be ruled by fear.”
Phil
Conclusion
That’s how we conclude our journey with the best Modern Family quotes. Modern Family not being a just a on-surface sitcom is close to our very hearts and it made us happy and it was with us in our worst of our times. The show never fails to capture the humor and heart of everyday life. From jay Prichett’s wisdom to Phil Dunphy’s goofiness, the show resonated with us quite well. The show has left an indelible mark with its relatable characters and memorable Modern Family quotes.
I, myself, can’t keep up with the count of how many times I have watched Modern Family. We hope we were able to give you the fraction of excitement you had from watching this amazing sitcom. Visit us again for more amazing quotes from your favorite shows. Thanks for reading!
